Tuesday, May 18, 2010


Veteran Bats Ruckman Sammy Moore has demolished the opposition in Sunday's Muppet Show Raffle. After turning up late and scoring a free ticket in the charity event- Sammy's night started slow. Sore from training and toasted to take the pain away, Sammy was banned early from eating his missus' chips. It turned out to be a minor setback on the road to the holy grail. The grand prize of an original Kamahl Gold Record was snapped up and held firmly in his vice like grip- all night long, no-one was even allowed to look at it. In winning the raffle, Sammy has beaten such opposition as Andy Portokalis, Micky No-teeth and Johanna Greenway. Solid work Sammy, see you on Sunday.

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