Monday, May 31, 2010

The mighty Old Bar Unicorns are shaping up to be one of the best teams of any year, any sport, any where and of all time. Come and show some love as we try to raise cash to train with real footballs instead of the empty stubbies that we tape together to kick around on Dogshit Park (Hallowed home of The Unicorns). Members of The Unicorns will be gracing the stage of The Old Bar to help support this worthy cause. Mikelangelo & The Tin Star Featuring Saint Clare will be headlining (Mikelangelo was the star recruit this year but he got injured fighting bears in his spare time so has been relocated to lifting team morale with his anthemic tales of wonder), Cash Savage & The Last Drinks in the center (The coach of The Unicorns plus a few goal kickers) and starting the night off will be The Litchfield Hallstars that contain not one, not two but all three of the mighty Walsh siblings that help make The Unicorns so formidable. Then DJ Dairy will be bringing his soulful tunes to the DJ Slot (There is a concern that he might even take a speccy on the decks as he can't help himself from growing wings and hittin g the heights in each match). Awards will be given in between acts. Fear the fantasy people, fear the fantasy.

8:30pm $10

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